A young woman decides to try horseback riding, even though
she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the
horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into action.

As it gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, she beginsto slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway!

The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious of its slipping rider. Finally, losing her frail grip, she attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup,and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over and over.

As her head is battered against the ground and she is mere moments away from unconsciousness, to her great fortune, Frank the Walmart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.

Be Enlightened!

*sniff*....stupid blogspot...it won't let me copy and paste the coolest thing i just found in Wikipedia...what a pity..not you shall all stumble in the dark forever...pity on you...

MAB

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