You know it's Hot When:

• The oven thermometer in your car reads 175º and you decide "huh, that's not so bad"... (because you've seen it higher)...

• When it's 103º outside and because your car air conditioner isn't quite up to snuff it feels good when you roll down the window.

• You discover that you really only need two fingers to drive your car.

• You burn your hand opening your car.

• When the only reason you will leave the house is to be in your car to take you to another air conditioned place.